Devils Swords
Excuses have struck the world! Armed with the prince's Excuses Extractor, you are the last hope for humanity. Travel through town, seek out the excuses, extract and eliminate them -- everything from laziness and lack of time to personal attacks.

Campus Conspiracy
The MSA president's wheels suddenly get slashed. Campus police refuse to investigate. Could it be a simple hate crime, or a more sinister conspiracy? Unravel the mystery of the campus. The fate of the Muslims depends on it.